Scaramouche, Will You Do The Fandango?

Where Jack dwells, there are sliding doors with primitive but effective anti-break-in devices: wooden poles placed in the tracks. Well, one day Jack decided one needs to be chewed to pieces.

Naturally, he got diarrhea. Upon arrival, his Mommy found the doggy place in a total and complete mess with dogs running filthy and stinky... you got the picture. After steam vacuuming the carpet, a new spy technology was used: ultra-violet light. Apparently it is supposed to detect spots left behind by some leg-lifting creatures, we won't point fingers who.

You have a wild guess about results? Go ahead.

Yep. Absolutely EVERY piece of furniture and EVERY corner of the room revealled small urine markings. Jack has been methodically marking the area all this time!! Arhhhh!! Never trust the English!